(govtwatch4) A list of MUST do's BEFORE the inauguration

Submitted by Editor on Tue, 30/11/2004 - 21:27

A list of MUST do's AFTER the inauguration

29 Nov 2004

A list of MUST do's BEFORE the inauguration

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your Social Security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before banned Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.

12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

14. Stay out late before the curfews start.

16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".

17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".

19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry white person.

21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile base-jumper.

22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

23. Start your school day without a prayer.

24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

26. Learn French.

28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

30. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.

A list of MUST do's AFTER the inauguration

1. Learn to speak German

2. Practice how to say "Heil Bush" in German

3. Buy a fanny pack, it will come I handy when you have to show your "papers"

4. Pack a back with survival gear: Hunting knife, Bow & Arrow, extra socks, hiking boots,      toilet paper..    (These are absolute necessities, when you have to flee during Martial Law)

5.  Make your own uniforms for the concentration camps--cause theirs are sure to be ugly.

6.  Learn how to skin a rabbit, bear, deer, etc.

7.  Learn which berries are eatable.

8.  Get a tattoo with your social security number.

9.  Get a stepford wife or learn to be one, just like Laura Bush.

10. Learn to make Coloidal Silver.

11. Buy extra tape--you'll need it for the windows--in case of attack and if you decide to stay.

12.  STOCK up on food and water NOW!!!

13.  Learn to walk for LONG extented periods--it is a MUST if you're going to flee.

14.  Buy a cumpus.

15.  Marry a Canadian, and move to Canada.

16.  Learn to live on bread and water.

17.  Learn to live without the Internet.

18.  Learn to live WITHOUT the Constitution.

19.  In a not to long distant future learn to pronounce President Schwarzenegger

20.  ?????   (add your own..........)

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